The Bundycoot

Bed gym

2012-01-24T20:24:00.003+01:00

The perfect way to start the day! I guess this is going to be another mini-series. I apologize for the anatomical and angle incorrectness.

Mature Content Teaser

2012-01-16T20:07:00.011+01:00

I've decided to post mature content related stuff here on my blog (of course a teaser!), since the deviantART policy acts bitchy when it comes to adult material. But I won't post all of my future work here; some images are just too explicit in general view to get cropped - otherwise they wouldn't make sense anymore.

So, let's get started with this second theory of mine why male vampires get very attracted to girls once a month.

I actually got inspired by this video:

The (Commission) Menu Card

2011-12-19T07:28:00.005+01:00

I finally have constant charges on commissions since my former price policy caused nothing but troubles. Check it out!
Here, have a sneak peak:

Friday night at Drakken's

2011-08-15T18:35:00.006+02:00

Ok, guys, let’s keep this short and simple.
Is it worth drawing an X-rated comic about how Drakken and Shego spend a Friday night after a foiled plan? I mean the Kim Possible hype has kinda died (after the show got cancelled back in 2007) and so did the D/S fandom.
The next thing is: this online comic would be only available for paying members!

And: Before you sign up for this “2 hawt 4 dA” project, wait for the poll results. The materialization of this comic will only depend on the people’s interest!

Or tell me what you think – critique is most welcome.
In the meantime take a closer look at what you might miss.
~~Enjoy and vote!~~

ATTAKUS Collectibles

2011-05-03T20:05:00.007+02:00

The Collectibles quirk continues! This time I made purchases at the French counterpart to Sideshow Collectibles – ATTAKUS.
Like Sideshow Collectibles, ATTAKUS has a large range of highly detailed statues, busts and tons of other fanboy products.

These are “Blacksad and Weekly” from same named comic “Blacksad”; one of my most favourite (anthro) comics. There are only 550 pieces worldwide available.

And this is “Ezio Auditore da Firenze” from Ubisoft’s ass-kicking video game “Assassin’s Creed II”. There are only 200 (!) pieces worldwide available.

And now my shrine of collectibles has completed.

Thank you, my dearest fans, for buying me those treasures!

Open for business on RedBubble

2011-03-19T17:29:00.002+01:00

You support little Bundycoots in need with every purchase you make!

Sideshow Collectibles: Cowabunga!!

2011-03-05T16:30:00.014+01:00

For the ones who always wanted to know what I do with their hard earned money: COLLECTIBLES, bitches!!
At last, my biggest quest has come to an end. I now proudly own the entire exclusive edition of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles statues by Sideshow Collectibles. Why I brag like that? Well, there are only 425 or 450 pieces of each Ninja Turtle, considering there are almost 7 billion people on this planet. Don’t ask for the costs, but thanks to you, you and especially YOU money was no object. And here is your reward for helping me buy the fellas – photos!

The exclusive edition...

...differs from the regular...

...by the color of the headband the turtles wear...

...except for Raphael; he has a convertible
sai weapon with a scroll wrapped around (picture below).

My latest pastime activity: watching them for hours!

And finally, the holy TMNT shrine!

Friday nights at Harper's # 3

2011-01-21T14:31:00.006+01:00

Ok, this was supposed to be my last “Friday nights at Harper's” picture. I was about to quit the mini-project, but then a certain Mr. Parker from Athens, GA (US and A) liked the concept so much that he offered me $ 50,- for every new image. So that's actually the reason why I continue – yes, I'm a money whore and I don't even feel ashamed about it :D

Friday nights at Harper's # 2

2011-01-01T10:41:00.007+01:00

Round # 2.

Friday nights at Harper's

2010-12-19T01:35:00.004+01:00

Ok, let's keep this short: Wanna see more of that? ~~Vote above!~~

Policy violation round 3 and 4

2010-10-19T20:58:00.006+02:00

Oh you Americans never fail to amuse me!

Yet again, two deviations got removed from my deviantART account at once. Ranting/whining about it would be redundant; in fact it amuses me! :D
On December 25th 2009 and May 20th 2010 I uploaded these pics, leaving viewers in the dark.

Mindfuck alert!
I also posted the censored versions on dA just to await their reaction. Their reaction: I received a two week suspension for "Submission of pornographic content". Yaaaay!
Admittedly, the censored versions DO make the drawings look dirtier than they actually are; but isn't it kinda bigoted by the dA staff to assume to worst automatically? It only reveals their dirty little one-track minds and their lack of humor ;)
Surprisingly they don't get thrown off the track if you worship and glorify Nazis to the max, but that's another story :)

Don't worry folks, this incident won't stop the twisted Bundycoot from drawing more hawt 'n' naughty stuff, because I'm not willing to learn! So, deviantART, prepare yourself for my upcoming BBC!

PS I'd like to thank the dumb fuck, who has reported me this time. *hands over a cookie*

Croikey, I dig salties!

2010-08-28T11:07:00.010+02:00

On last Monday (August 23rd 2010) I was invited to my mate's B-Day party at an awesome pub called Crossfield's! Well, at first that pub seems to be nothing special, except it's decorated with tons of Aussie-related stuff. But when it comes to the menu you realize this isn't just an ordinary Fast Eddys or Hungry Jack's! They actually serve a whole zoo on a plate!! So we ordered the Crossfield's Adventurer Mix Plate: A dangerous array of grasshoppers, kangaroo, crocodile and ostrich, with rustic fries, sweet chilli sauce, sour cream and cocktail sauce served on a banana leaf. Doesn't sound like a mouthwatering dish, does it? Well, they taught us better!

The ostrich tasted like a mixture of chicken and turkey and seemed to be medium rare on the inside, but was actually well done.
Now the kangaroo was kinda rubbery and had a savour you couldn't match at once, but the longer you chewed on it the more it tasted like beef (a nasty beef).
The grasshoppers' flavour was dull – just like not salted popcorn.
And the crocodile....well, it blew my mind!! It was tender and juicy like poultry, but with a light taste of pork!
I fell in love with the Australian cuisine, though I guess the ordinary Australian has never eaten these things before ;)

PS As "dessert" we ordered the Farmer's Bacon Burger

What really grinds my gears: Commissions

2010-07-24T15:48:00.001+02:00

Ok, it's not about the commissions themselves, it's about people complaining about the price! I have no constant charge on commissions, it depends on the effort I have to put in.

Example

I billed a guy € 50,- ($ 64,-) for a DIN A3 picture colored by markers. I spent my rare spare time, in addition to my work, finishing the picture, which afterwards made me feel like a hummingbird on XTC. So I thought € 50,- would be adequate.
But the guy was like:”Whoa, dude, that's expensive! Can't you sell it for like 10 bucks, because I'm very poor!” SAY WHAT!?!?!? Ok, you're very poor, but somehow you're still able to

- download the latest ringtone/app shit for your mobile (for a weekly fee of € 4,-),
- party hard almost every weekend,
- buy useless stuff (iPad, iPhone, etc.), you actually don't need, just because the media tells you.

Besides, you

- actually have a job, but you
- don't have to pay any kind of bills,
- don't have to buy food on your own, because

you still live with your parents and you even receive pocket money!!!

So where's the fucking problem?! I wish I could claim the same; I wish I had a luxury life as yours. Well, call me ignorant, but that's what really grinds my gears!

PS after a few days that guy actually paid the full price. He probably robbed a liquor store or something.

Well, there you have it!

2010-07-17T16:43:00.001+02:00

Ok, actually I'm not a trend whore, but many of my friends/watchers have recommended me to create my own blog. Truth to be told, I have no idea what to post constantly. Well, I guess this will be my rant corner or something. Don't expect me to post the naughty cartoon pr0n shit here; maybe some doodles, sneak peeks or whatever you people are keen on. Just let me know :)

Cheers,
The Bundycoot